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The Cleanest House Ever

cleaning.jpg  For mother’s day, my hubby got me a visit from a cleaning lady. She came today. I am trying to find someone to allow my husband and children to live with them so that my house will stay looking this way. Any takers?*

*of course I am kidding. I love my kids and husband. However, they will feel my wrath if they mess up this house. **

**of course I am kidding again. A little…

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  1. The Worse Half says:

    Wanted:

    Warm-hearted female to take in once-beloved husband who occasionally puts his clothes on top of the hamper. Resemblance to Eva Mendez a plus. Must not be averse to being dirty… er, around the house, I mean… you know, having a dirty house… er… resemblance to Eva Mendez a plus.

  2. thediaperdiaries says:

    We are Christian people, I swear.

  3. I will take in this poor man and his children!! I don’t know who Eva Mendez is so not sure I qualify, but I am warm-hearted. Please let me know what you decide.

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