My Newest Ambition-Socialite

socialite You know that stereotype of a stay at home mom? The one where she just sets around all day eating bon bons and watching soap operas? Doesn’t that sound heavenly?

I spent my day today changing in and out of fancy clothes. By fancy I mean various pairs of sweatpants, yoga pants and pajama bottoms. And by changed I mean rotated through them because my son puked on nearly everything I owned.  I considered eating some gourmet food but decided I had already had my fill. And by gourmet food I mean a McDonalds chicken nugget I found on the floor underneath my kitchen table. Um…the maid had the day off….

I spent the evening at a high class party with a whole host of celebrities. Oh and some CIA spys. And by high class party, I mean I sat in my pajamas and watched Chuck while catching up on email. But there was a party on the show. And CIA agents. And the actors are kinda celebrities.

Then I checked my loaded social calendar and could not believe how loaded my week was. And by loaded I mean I am a virtual taxi cab service for my kid’s loaded social calendar. I am a virtual limo service. Wait, socialites have limos!! So that is something right?

I think all I need now is a tiny dog and an entourage. Well I have a tiny entourage. Close enough. Paris ain’t got nothin on me.


  1. Exactly! Chuck was great, glad it’s back on :)
    .-= Veronica´s last blog ..Merry Christmas! =-.

  2. Rhiana says:

    Amen sister! We have it, like, so fabulous! (Just fab in our own way.)
    .-= Rhiana´s last blog ..Introducing … Fashion! =-.

  3. You put perfectly. A Sahm’s life is SO glamorous. ;)

  4. I loved this post. I totally needed a good laugh as I sulk over my bowl of cereal at midnight cause I can’t sleep worth poo right now (and so the sleepless nights begin…)

  5. I think shows like The Real Housewives are what makes society believe that SAHMs do nothing but shop and look pretty – but we all know thats not true. Im not a SAHM but I can only imagine how hard, yet rewarding, it has got to be!
    .-= Manic Mommy Meg´s last blog ..:::Vlog::: – Asking YOU the reader some questions =-.

  6. I think your life as a socialite sounds great! :)
    .-= Jen-After the Alter´s last blog ..Wifey 101: Messing With His Manhood =-.

  7. Anyone who thinks SAHMs just sit around and eat bon-bons has never been one and has never been around one. I’m not feeling well today and my husband has to stay home to take care of the kids because I can’t. If I were just sitting around eating bon-bons I wouldn’t need any help, would I? :) I love your description though!
    .-= Kate´s last blog ..Indoor Gardens: Part 1 =-.

  8. I LOVE Chuck – and watching TWO HOURS of it is definitely my idea of a great night! :)
    .-= Mary @ Giving Up on Perfect´s last blog ..Jumping in =-.

  9. TOO funny!!!!
    .-= mandi @ it’s come to this´s last blog ..Snow day =-.

  10. This made me chuckle!
    .-= Jennifer´s last blog ..Enjoy it while you can. =-.

  11. VERY cool blog. I dig it!

    And you are right. Paris has nothing on you save for a stint in jail and her tiny doggies. :)

    .-= Betsy´s last blog ..I am a passenger… =-.

  12. I am still laughing…so I included you in my Sunday Funnies!

    .-= MamaB´s last blog ..My God… =-.

  13. So funny. I know how it goes as I’m also a SAHM.
    .-= Amber´s last blog ..On Stalking Target =-.

  14. THIS is the social life I want…for all its lack of glamour, it’s the best, most rewarding one of all!
    .-= Michele´s last blog ..I Get By with a Little Help from My Planners =-.

Speak Your Mind


CommentLuv badge