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Hope You Found what you were looking for..

question-mark.jpg For those of you who aren’t bloggers, I will let you in on a little secret. There is a place on ones blog stats where it tells you what searches were done to get to your blog. Every once and a while something weird will appear there, but usually they are pretty tame. Actually a lot of stuff about Dr. Oz, fiber and poop (3 of my favorite subjects).

Today however, there are some freaky people stumbling upon my blog. If you are one of said “freaky people,” I apologize if the term offends, but honestly…you may need professional help.

  1. Antique mommy nipples: This is not something I have ever discussed here, nor am I really sure what you are talking about. Are yours old or is this something you would find in an antique store? Actually, either way, I don’t really want to know.
  2. Making love in a diaper: Again, I can’t really claim any expertise on this topic, but I am pretty sure it would be difficult, not to mention a tad on the weird side.
  3. Crazy alpaca: Man I hope you found some info on that. All I can tell you is to keep your hands away from their backside as they may bite you.
  4. And finally, Smart Ass: I am not sure why this led you to my site, but I do know a fair amount about that topic. And it gives me great joy that a search on those words led you here. Enjoy!

Comments

  1. That is so funny! I’ve gotten some weird stuff too.

  2. Ohh that is funny!! We recently had someone find us by searching “baby born in panera bread parking lot”.
    Mmmkaaaay……
    I am glad that was NOT my story!!

  3. Those are funny!!! I started getting some weird searches like that and I decided to turn off that feature to my blog! It was too hard finding others words for things, so I wouldn’t get creepy people coming to my site!

  4. Summer says:

    That second one is MESSED. UP.

  5. We get crazy ones too….but not that crazy. You must have some CRAZY things going on here girl :)

  6. feener says:

    those are funny. i know someone out there has a oogle contest with the funniest searches that found your blog. i have had some funny ones. but i also find it interesting which ones come up a lot. annoying moms comes up for me a lot.

  7. I always find these stats to be pretty amusing!

  8. Those are funny! I just recently started a recipe blog and was trying to figure out how you even get to your stats. How do you do that with blogspot? Thanks!

  9. cleaver mama says:

    Laughing!

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