Aside from having no idea what a “shawty” is, today I am going to take 50 Cent’s advice (or Fiddy Cent as his friends like to call him) and party like it’s my birthday.
That is because IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!! Happy Birthday to me. Can you believe I am 29 again?
Ok so I recently confessed that I am 37. But I still feel 29 (like seriously, who let me leave the hospital with all these kids?). It can’t really be possible that I am this close to 40. When did I become such a…… grownup?
Anyway, you all KNOW what the best present is for a blogger. COMMENTS!! Especially the ones telling a blogger how awesome they are. We are a narcissistic little bunch.
Fine, that IS a bit obnoxious. How about tell me what your greatest birthday wish is. I need me some birthday ideas. Ready, set, GO!